i must have watched fight club over 50 times. LOLmasterpiece.
I know it's as mainstream as it get's but I have a man crush on Brad Pitt..
i'm a movie buff btw. lol
And you, let's not forget you.
i guess that would make norton my man crush.
That's great. I'm much like that character, insomniac and all. Lol nah not quite..
me? i'm flattered. lol
didn't think i'd get a mention after pitt. LOL
Hahah, well he's already spoken for so.
so, i guess you're stuck with me. damn. lol
I wish I was stuck with you. I hope I am.
yes, i think you are.
Good gooood, I'm gonna go to bed, falling asleep here. Good night :)
good night. :)
lol i just got back. did you sleep well?
I slept like a king lol. 10 hours at least, rawr.
you're improving. i'm impressed! :) i hope this lasts!
Yeah, let's hope so. Did you sleep alright? x)
:) just fine, woke up early, went to work, got back. now it's coffee time.
Lol sounds good. I just smacked a bee with a pillow and now it can't fly. Am I a monster or what?
YOU BEAST. LOL
It's weird, I feel so bad now. I poured it some orange juice, maybe he'll come around. Lol :(
HAHAHA come on, you can't be that nice, i'm starting to feel bad for myself. :)
Lol I'm serious.
Poor guy, he's just walking in a circle. Anyway I'm going out for a while, later. :P
today i was staring at my food for half an hour. that was disturbing. haha you're probably gonna be late so if i'm not here later on i'll be asleep.
Lol was there something wrong with the food? I don't think that's disturbing. ;)
it kind of was. hope you had fun.
i'm dog-tired, kid. good night.
Yo dog wait
Just wanted to tell you how much I like you. It's like infinity times infinity. Good night. :)
Lol, I seriously missed you by 1 minute. Grr
I hate this time of the year, it's too hot for pants and too cold for shorts. Don't get me started on socks, ACK! Btw I never call people "dog" I just thought it fit nicely and I was in a hurry since you were leaving. I never say "Yo" either.. unless I'm quoting Tropic Thunder with a friend.. "Yo asshole, this motherfucker's dead!" Great movie even though Ben Stiller makes me want to gouge my eyes out.I'm rambling lol. And you're not here to put me out of my misery. Oh well off to bed it is.
good morning. i don't say "yo" either but ever since breaking bad i'm seriously starting to reconsider. your "yo dog wait" comment made me smile, by the way. how did you sleep?
Hah, I didn't even think about Breaking Bad. I slept alright, could have used another 5 hours but who's counting... Lol.
i could have used another 5 hours too. i usually sleep 6 hours tops, cause i don't need much sleep but lately i've been wanting to sleep more.
If I don't set my alarm I might never wake up, lol. 6 hours too little, I usually don't get more and I'm always tired.
:) coffee time.
I wouldn't say no to that. This guy with ticks keeps coming over here asking me shit, I don't know where to look.
And I keep getting weird e-mails from Russian brides, wth? It's my work e-mail too gosh darn it..
fucking net connection. russian brides? loli don't know if i'm even going to work today, i've been shitty these past few days, i don't know if i will be patient enough to pull it off today.
Yes, apparently there are hundreds of them. Longing for a Swedish man. Stay home if you're not feeling okay, I can come over with some ice cream.
i'd like that. yes, maybe i will.
I'm off to the next place now so I have to go. Feel better, take a day off. Bye for now. :)
Hey, are you okay mate? Did you go to work?
I did, a little later than usual but i did.
not gonna talk to me? :) i've been a boring conversationalist lately, i understand.
I'm puzzled. I feel like you're slipping away. And at the same time I always overthink things, maybe I'm too needy.
i'm not. if i wanted to slip away, i'd just disappear. i'm good at that. lol i've done it many times. i don't want to.
Lol that's reassuring. I still feel like I said something wrong, ugh I dont know. Fuckin move to Sweden lol.
you didn't. and the thought of moving has crossed my mind. lol
You're not needy. Over the internet i may seem a little strange, but you're the only person i can talk to, don't misundestand me for crying out loud.
No I get it, obviously we're gonna run out of things to talk about at times. It changes nothing really, I'll rather have a boring conversation with you than a.. uhhhh I can't even think of anything.
I'm considering backpacking to Germany, given my luck God would smite when I reach the border. Might still be worth it though.
and don't think i've run out of things to say to you. sometimes i want to say so much and i end up saying shit. lolwe could finally go on that road trip.
I'm still waiting for you to spill your guts mate. Yeah every morning when I notice I still haven't been kidnapped I shed a tear, I wanna get to work on that best cellar lol..
i promise the day will come. :)
I guess you're pretty satisfied right about now? Looks like Louis is putting the bigboy pants on after all. We didn't bet on anything did we?
I am too of course, but I wasn't quite expecting THAT. x)
Fuck, yes! LOL We didn't, i'm surprised i didn't suggest we do bet on something back then! oh well...:)
i knew they had to be creative with that character. they had to be creative in general to make up for seasons 5 and 6 that were rather weak for Dexter. and greene drew my attention right away. his storyline was better written than travis'. lol
Lol yes, you already know how I feel about Travis. Dare I say this looks like season 1-2 quality? It looks fucking close to me. And so dark, I pee'd a little.
yes, i agree 100%. it calls season one to mind a lot. i'm fucking excited. lol and, yes, dark. :]]]]
Here's to hoping for some messier kills, I want it to be gritty as fuck lol. Think the redneck in ep 5x1 but actually show it too, bit I guess that's too much.
no, it's not too much at all. this is dexter. and it's showtime for fucks sake. we want gore and unconventional writing. it's not too much to ask goddammit. LOL
I'll drink to that. And that's coming from someone who can't finish a single Saw movie, ewww.
no giallo film nights then? LOL
I don't know, explain giallo? Lol :$
bloody, stylish italian horror films! like dario argento's!
Oh okay. I don't know, I'll watch whatever you feel like. But! pulling a fucking fish hook from someones belly up through the throat is just too much for me, that's where I turned that Saw movie off. I can do horror, but not that kind of horror. And I didn't sleep the night after I watched Paranormal Activity.. I still enjoyed it though, I'm guessing you think it sucked or you didn't see it. xD
i never watched it. fuck, you know me. lol ok, then we pick the movies together because i don't want to make you feel squeamish!
I'm gonna kill the fucking asshole living on top of me. He's been hammering the floor with something for 30 minutes now. Only problem is it's a 10~ year old kid. My god if you could hear this shit.. It's a ginger too, and they're creepy.
But what about the guilt? :O. I remember what happened when you stroke that bee! LOL You never told me what happened to it. Did you save its life?
Haha. I went out and when I got back he was gone. He didn't finish the juice nor the ballerina cookie lol. I like to think that he got some rest and flew home. :(Or he might still be in here licking his wounds, plotting his revenge.
Plus I'm an animal friend, I don't like people.
And a Ginger just posted in the trailer thread. Something strange is going on here. I'm locking my doors and windows now.
i'm a friend of neither. lol but i don't dislike animals, i just cannot take care of them.
hahaha yeah, i saw that a minute ago.
I have fishies and my turtle. The turtle just won't die.. and there's only 3 fishies left. I do take good care of them though. But I'm probably not getting anymore pets once they're gone.
those are fine cause they don't need constant attention. i could live with a cat, too. but dogs, they just wear me out, man. LOL
My turtle has social issues. She's probably gonna outlive me too, but I heard turtle soup is nice?
hahaha never tried one. what kind of social issues? worse than mine? perhaps i will get along with that turtle.
All this talk gave me a hankering for blood. I'm gonna watch Seven now. :) Which I'm guessing you have seen and enjoyed quite a bit, yes?
She bites and claws a lot, you do that too? She tries to bite me everytime I get near her and when she get's me there will be blood.. lol.
Kevin Spacey rocks my world. Alright, babe. I'm going to go for a walk. I'll be thinking of you and your turtle.
Well...i'm not going to bite YOU. :)
I won't bite you either... hard. I might be back later, otherwise good night. :)
sounds promising. :) night.
Hey sleepyhead. :)
Good morning!! :)
I went for a walk last night and then i immediately fell into a coma. lol
you're probably still asleep. :) by the way, you kicked eveyone's ass last night i saw. lol
Lol did I? :DComa is nice, if it means some quality sleep. I had to go on a road trip today.. to pick up and deliver some forks(for a forklift dahhh) :)
I had the worst bathroom incident happen too me while I was there to pick them up too. It's so stupid you wouldn't believe me. -_-
i woke up a new person. and yes, you did. :)
what kind of accident? lol you're fucking perfect.
I had to use their bathroom cause I had been driving for 2 hours and had to tinkle.. the person who had been in there before me had left skidmarks in the toilet. So now I had to clean them with the toilet brush in case someone walks in after me and thinks I left them there.. So I start brushing and the brush falls off the handle.. Seriously, this only happens to me.
Fuck. I have no words. Why did you even bother? Goddammit, you're unbelievably..responsible. I would have just left the turd marks lying around. Fucks sake. I love you. LOL
Lol, there's no end to the mishaps. At least it's friday. :)
;) i had the exact same thought.
Btw, what's all the bullshit about Louis dying in the third episode? That completely ruins it for me, they've been going on and on about all the awesomeness they have in store for him. It can't be real can it?
That would mean they have no idea what they're doing. Because they actually presented part of greene's darkness to us during season 6, meaning they were actually planning to have the character fully flourish on season 7. to think they actually invested all this time to create the mystery to actually have him killed on epidose three...it kind of angers me. lol the thought. but i trust them this time, the trailer was magnificent, they will no longer fuck up the greatness that is dexter. i truly believe they're not killing him off.
Hopefully the facts are wrong, the scene with Louis begging Dexter not to hurt him was amazing, as was the pool of piss comment.
yess, and there was no way i could see that piss comment coming. loved it. plus, that needle sticking part is too obvious to be true. lol
Louis feels fresh, exactly what the show needs. Yes it is weird that they showed that in the trailer if it's actually true, I think it is true though. Maybe Dexter just wanted to scare him or have a "friendly" conversation. ;)
yes, the "friendly" conversation seems more logical. it's the only logical assumption i can make.
and here i go sounding like a total geek, again.
Lol, geeks will rule the world one day. You'll be Kristof, king of the nerds.
only if you join me. lol
Sure, I'll be the town fool.
in what universe would you be the town fool?
Lol, today I had my hand in a toilet. I don't like this universe.
that was an unfortunate incident. happens to the best. i once tried to move my computer only to have the table close and the computer fall down. after having realised the thing still works, i spillt my coffee all over the wires and cords. still, nothing happened. only five minutes later i broke another glass and spillt water all over it. i guess that makes me the town fool. lol you should have fucking seen it. lol i was all alone and kept cursing. i probably resembled a child with special needs.
LOL! That's very unfortunate, I feel better now. Did the computer make it? I probably resemble a special needs kid whenever a bee fly's inside..
It made it but not intact. LOL I'm willing to handle the bees from now on.
Lol, one time I got up from the computer and ran out of the room because it came flying right in my face. Only problem was I still had my headset on.
there was this one time i got me a nice pair of boots, looking a lot like dr martens, only cooler. lol i took maybe five steps looking all confident and shit when i suddenly landed on my ass. literally. it had just rained and the boots were brand new. that was painfully hilarious.
there was this other time that cofee REALLY helped my bowel movement and i had to start running around my friend's house just to get to the bathroom on time.
Hahaha, we could make a compilation of our most gracious falls.
i bet we could. :)
LOL. I had a epic stomache bug once, I had a summerjob at a elderly care thingy, fuckin SUUUUCKED, anyway I caught a stomache bug. About a week later I had felt fine for a whole day so I had a lady friend staying over. Later that evening during the you know.. it came back and I made a run for the bathroom. Trying my hardest not to make any "sounds", turning the crane on slowly. I guess it didn't help cause when I got out of the bathroom she had already left. Seriously she left lol. I never saw her again.
It's nice to see I'm not the only one who constantly makes a fool of myself.. :)
HAHAHAHA that was an epic one!
everybody makes a fool of themselves. if people managed to stay locked in their houses, they'd still engage in embarassing things. lol
I googled Dr Martens and while it's not my style, lol I don't have a style, some of those look fucking sweet. If I ever saw the orange ones in a store I'd buy those bad boys.
I just realised I kind of one upped all of your stories, that sucks. Bad habit..I love it though, moooore stories. I'm meeting a friend for pizza in 20 minutes so I have to go. Later mate. :):)
Those are nice but they need a paint job. Haha bye! :)
i forgive you, no worries. later :)
and, hell no! LOL
I'm going to work and then for a quick drink. i'll message you tonight. if you're not asleep, join me. :)
Tonight is Halo night. Haha not quite but I was gonna game a little with a friend, and by game I mean chasing noobs down with my knife followed by tea bagging. Lol, you should see my inbox after a night of Call of Duty, Ohh so much fun.I'll be here at some point though, just not sure when. :)
i've got good news and bad news.
I'll have a friend stay at my place for 10 days and i haven't seen her in ages. so i won't be able to be here. but. by the time she leaves, i'll be done with this stupid fucking job. and till i find a decent one, i will be more than available. and ready to spill my guts, most probably. lol will you be here?
Are you fucking with me?
NO. i knew this would happen. NO, I AM NOT.
Well it sucks, but I'll be here. :S
it was a last minute thing, i hadn't planned it. why would i be fucking with you? i have three true friends only, no social life, no relationship and i spent most of my summer talking to you. what are the chances i'm fucking with you.
i fucking love you. i thought that would be fairly obvious by now.
not like i'm trying to hide it.
I know, I'm sad. :(
i'll be back later on tonight. i don't know if you'll be around, but i'll give it a shot.
In how many hours from now? I'll make time. :(
I'll try to check in every full hour then. Don't leave without saying good bye mate.
I'm here. I'm not going anywhere, i wouldn't have to say good bye anyway. :) It's just 10 days that my schedule will be full. Between my friend and work i'll hardly have any time to breathe.
I'm not leaving you, buddy.
You're aware I'll be miserable right? Lol
Who's gonna have my back, even when I'm nice I get pooped on lol.
I'm well aware of that. lol Which is WHY I'M GOING TO TRY AND CHECK HOW THINGS ARE GOING ANY TIME I GET THE CHANCE.
You, mate, are stuck with me. nothing changes that. :)
Just check in when you can then. I'll manage I guess. :/
i will. look, buddy. let me break this down for you. even if you wanted to, you wouldn't get away from me. better believe that. lol
I'll feel better when it sinks in.
you're very important to me, i hope you understand that. i'm not just saying shit like that, often.
And I swear I'm a real boy, I just don't do good byes very well. Please don't sue, lol. I mean first it sounded like you would be completely silent for 10 days. If you'll check in a couple of times I'll sleep a little better.
And I'm probably not gonna come here and write every single crappy thing I encounter like I usually do. People might think I'm insane talking to myself here. But I might, if it's a good one. :)
i know you're a real boy, what makes a real boy anyway? never gave much of a fuck about stereotypes. i think it requires much more inner strength to express yourself and in that sense you're way bigger than me or most people. you're real real, buddy. i know that. never doubted that. :) and i will check in, whenever i make time. i just won't be able to be "here" like i've been so far. but time will fly by fast, trust me.
actually i was just about to tell you that you should leave me any message you feel like, anyway. we never did care about the other people here, anyway. :P
That is true. "B" is so fat, she/he needs cheat codes for wii fit.
and z and c have invested so much in proving they're the smartest kids on the block. i swear it's fucking high school all over again. :)
So, tell me. Is this friend a friend? Or a (friend :$)? I mean does the friendship come with perks?
And be discrete! I don't want to here anything dirty.
no perks. if that were the case, i wouldn't even have mentioned her arrival, i'm not that big of a scum fuck.
see? lol no dirty comment.
Good job, did I just cross a line? Of course you're not a scum lol.
no, i don't think you did. :)
So, is she coming tomorrow?
yup. tomorrow noon.
Well, I hope you'll have a good time.
i will. not the kind of good that crossed your mind though.
and still lingers. lol
What? No lol, god damnit I didn't mean that. >.< AhhhhWhatever you'll be doing, it sounds like she's close friend.
lol sorry. yes, not the closest, but i guess you could say that we're close.
Just don't make a bunk bed, we have dibs on that. You and I.. I'll be pissed!
no bunk bed. promise.
I feel better now btw. I kind of skipped game night because I was waiting for you, I actually never left. Is it okay if I join him for some games before it's too late? We'll get through this lol. :)
Of course it's ok...I never meant to ruin your night. :/
I know. But at the time I knew he'd be here tomorrow while you wouldn't so. Now I know what's up. :P
Okay. I'll make sure to trash something at work or go toilet spelunking and tell you all about it. Good night, bye. :)
have fun, ok?
Oh I will, these kids never know what's coming. One time I got a voice message from an angry Mother. Mission accomplished.
:) ich liebe dich.
goodnight. :) i have no words for what you are. but it's really good.
Ich liebe dich mehr als sie wissen.
Lol close enough I hope..http://chan.catiewayne.com/c/src/131705031834.jpg
ich weiß, dass du mich liebst. :) aber ich liebe dich viel mehr.hahaha you're THE BEST. just dropping by to say you rock my world. i probably won't make it later on today, but you're on my mind.
I know, it's okay. :)
Miss you bad.
I wish there were Battle Royale's in real life. I think I could win, but if I didn't at least I'd have a good time.
Batoru rowaiaru, i burnt that dvd when i was in high school. i used to fantasize about being kiriyama. LOLi'm getting off work anytime now. i'll try and join you later, if i don't manage, i'll make time tomorrow.
Haha isn't that a chick? Lol you're so awesome. And don't worry about me (not yet anyway), hang out with your friend.
no, that was the sociopathic gum chewing freak with the messy hair that tried to kill all the brats. lol he died after suffering severe blindness if i remember correctly. don't judge, he had style. LOLok, i won't worry. for now. but. promise me that if there will be a reason why i should be worried, you're gonna leave me a message.
Oh then I was way off, it's been a while.. Hey I'm not judging, I fell in love with the sickle wielding girl lol.I'll let you know. Although the comment about me participating in a Battle Royale may have something to do with me feeling blue. :)
i was torn between her and chiaki kuriyama. fuck, i can't choose. i pick kiriyama. loli kind of got that you're feeling blue, so i'll try to make it later.
if i were to be a girl from battle royale i'd choose Chiaki Kuriyama's character. LOL