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Did you buy your pants at a sale? Because they're 100% off at my place.
ReplyDeleteOkay. Awkward in 3,2,1..
DeleteI'd like to name a multiple orgasm after you
DeleteLol! That is the nicest thing anyone ever said to me.
Deleteseriously. i mean it.
DeleteAs did I. ;)
DeleteA girl came over and asked me "How much longer will this take?" and I told her "If you people bothered to refill the battery water more than once every 6 months I had been done 2 hours ago"... Respawn in kitchen in 3,2,1..
DeleteI'm actually done but she didn't need to know that, I'm doing importantant paperwork at the computer. Muhahah
you just made me laugh so hard...<3
DeleteImportantant... lol
DeleteI'm packing up and heading home now. Later. :)
later. :)
DeleteCome here and play with me.
Deletei'm here. i've noticed that after a certain amount of time passes i feel shitty if i haven't talked to you.
DeleteI mean here here. I'm so bored.
Deletei wanna play. i really, really do. lol over at your place.
DeleteThere's not much to do but at least I'd have good company.
Deletei can think of at least ten illegal things i'd do with you, only. and as time progresses...
DeleteLol. Sounds dangerous, I'm in.
Deletethen it definitely is a plan. one day...
DeleteI'm like gonna fall asleep any second, either that or I'm dying. I have to lie down lol. Might be back later and if not, talk to you tomorrow. *Hugs*
Deletedying is not an option at this point. lol sleep well. hugs back. :)
DeleteI hope you slept well. :)
ReplyDeletelet me know if you're ok
ReplyDeleteOh my god I overslept, 7 hours...
ReplyDeleteI'm not proud of it but I took twice the amount of sleep meds I'm allowed to. I hadn't slept in 2 days, I can't go 3 that's just too much. I think I mentioned it at least briefly before but I have a sleeping disorder and I've had a rough couple of weeks, usually it's not this bad. I was a little grumpy last night too, I'm so sorry :(
I'm damaged goods. :/
it's alright, you don't have anything to apologise for. i know you have a sleeping disorder, i was just a bit worried for some reason.
ReplyDeleteit's a good thing that you got some decent sleep finally.
ReplyDeleteIt's nice that you worry about me. I honestly try not to mention it because I don't want to scare you away with my self pity. You're all I have, almost anyway. Yes I did get some well needed sleep.
ReplyDeleteyou don't scare me with your self pity! bring me more self pity right away. i need it. lol and, yes, i worry about you. you caught me this time.
ReplyDeleteLol no I won't but it's great that you won't be bothered whenever some of it slips through.
ReplyDeleteAnd at your steel rod comment.. HAHA!
:PPP yes, i did feel proud of myself for that comment. lol
ReplyDeleteHaha you should. We really should find that imposter though. Find him and stick him to a wall.
ReplyDeletelol really? and what shall we do with him next?
ReplyDeleteSteel rod him? Lol I don't know.
ReplyDeleteHe's funny, we should be gentle with him. I'd steel rod a couple of other dexter thread posters though, that's for sure. LOL
ReplyDeleteHe's funny, we should be gentle with him. I'd steel rod a couple of others posters though, that's for sure. LOL
ReplyDeleteYeah there is one that crossed my mind too.. Name starts with a "B"
ReplyDeleteFuck, yeah! LOL i swear, boy, you're in my head. there's two more , but i'll just leave it at that. I'd rather think of doing ungodly things to you because frankly violating any of these aforementioned people would be too painful for the steel rod and my eyes.
ReplyDeleteHahaha "B" is pretty hard on the eyes too.
ReplyDeletenot that i'd want to violate you with a steel rod. re-reading this i realise it came out kind of wrong. LOL
ReplyDeletei know, i kind of face indigestion problems when i read "B's" comments or look at the picture accompanying them. pepto bismol for me, please.
ReplyDeleteHaha that's alright. Alright as in I didn't think so, not as in go ahead and do it.
ReplyDeleteok, good to know. you have to clarify things with me, i'm rather slow at times. LOL
ReplyDeleteLol I had to google pepto bismol. You are what you eat and He/She clearly went out and devoured a big fat guy.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gwkOAueZbBY
Laughing myself to tears.. x)
I don't mind clarifying nor do I mind the playful awkwardness. :D
ReplyDeleteok, i'm definitely downloading that show. i've got to head out for now. i am hoping that later on you'll be here. :)
ReplyDeleteHave fun. I'll probably be here. :)
ReplyDeletei adore your guts.
ReplyDeleteI adore you too.
ReplyDeletewell. there goes another lousy day at work. severe boredom. at some point i almost felt nauseated looking at everyone. quite frankly, i'm starting to think serial killing is an option for me. lol and as for you. i've got it baaaad and that ain't gooood.
ReplyDeleteLol that's not gooood and I get you completely. I almost miss school. Just come find me, we'll be like Bonnie and Clyde.
ReplyDeletethat sounds so good right now.
ReplyDeleteYes. Even if we go down in a blaze of glory it would be worth it.
ReplyDeleteyou're worth it. aaaaaaaaargh
ReplyDeleteLol rawrarr. We could start with B but we're gonna need a loooot of plastic.
ReplyDeletei've never been a good boy, but you give me reason to be. lol i've done some pretty disgusting things growing up and i'm not easily satisfied, but you make me so...calm.
ReplyDeletelol if it's B we're talking about, i'm paying for the sheets of plastic, i don't care, it's worth it.
ReplyDeleteBut you're a good boy now. If you misbehave I'll just give you a spanking.
ReplyDeleteHahaha we're gonna need a bigger boat too. xD
ReplyDeleteLol this is so mean. You bring out the devil in me, not that I don't approve. <3
ReplyDeleteLOL!
ReplyDeleteusually im the one giving it, but if anyone is ever to give it to me, it should be you. rightfully.
yes, i do bring that out to people, feel free to express yourself. lol
ReplyDeleteOk, one time I almost called B a mad cow. Wrote it and deleted it 3 times.. wuss. B presses my buttons and I don't even have buttons!
ReplyDeletemy buttons are easily pressed, so i guess the only two people i've talked to and like in this site, are you and that new jersey troll. lol b is like a mosquito buzzing in your ear.
ReplyDeleteCan I press your button?
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DmhFSIGn9Gk
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
ReplyDeleteand, yea, you can!
ReplyDeleteI don't think I can. This right here is me I guess and you're still here so.. :)
ReplyDeleteWhat I mean is, I probably would have done so by now.
ReplyDeleteyou and me could be like that movie, the living end.
ReplyDeletewithout the hiv. lol
Never heard of it before. Is it worth watching?
ReplyDeletedefinitely if you're into that sort of films. that guy araki makes underground art house films, loud music, interesting visuals, got that '90s feel to them.
ReplyDeleteI'll watch anything with a well written and good story and it sounds good so gonna give it a try. If I can find it.. :p
ReplyDelete:) cool. it's easy to find.
ReplyDeleteYou better pray I like it! Lol. :)
ReplyDeleteor else? LOL
ReplyDeleteOr else I'll spank that ass.
ReplyDeleteLOL you do that and then i swear i'm tying you up.
ReplyDeleteOh yeah? Well then I will.. get back to you when I think of something better.
ReplyDelete:)
ReplyDeleteI'm gonna see if I can fall asleep while watching Snatch.
ReplyDeleteGood night :)
good night. :)
ReplyDeleteThe movie "Snatch" that is. I love me some Brad Pitt lol.
ReplyDeleteFun fact, Pitt is slang for Penis in Sweden.
Good night!
LOL i was just coming back to say i think that film is cool, but your comment is way better. gute nacht. :)
ReplyDeletefuuuuuuuuuck. you've burnt me. i can't go on with my day without sending you a message, first.
ReplyDeletelol i've stopped getting laid, because now you've made me uninterested in anyone that isn't you. damn you.
ReplyDeleteHahaha you can't blame me for that!
Deletei can't really, can i? :)
DeleteLol I don't know. I'll have you know I'm in a bit of a dry season too..
Deletethis day is going to be so shitty.
Delete"i can't go on with my day without sending you a message, first."
DeleteYou make my day a little better if you do. Today is a perfect example. Today was torturous, imagine explaining to your boss how you oversleep an entire day..
How come? Can't I cheer you up?
Deletethe fact that today feels like i've rubbed sandpaper on my face has something to do with it, most probably. you're cheering me up by merely existing. you don't have to do anything at all.
DeleteAt least it's friday, and I love you. :/
Deletelol i love you, too.
DeleteToday is lasanya with more than enough Bacardi, yeah I like sweet delicious girl drinks! Are you in?
Deletenever say no to drinks. mind if i stick with gin and tonic? LOL
DeleteWith a pineapple wedge then!
Deletehahaha alright, then...i can live with a pineapple wedge. :)
DeleteHaha I'm just messing with you, wedges is a little to girly even for me. Unless I'm alone, nah just kidding, maybe. :)
Deletei will find out one day. lol
DeleteThere will be wedges everywhere.
DeleteHAHAHAHA
DeleteThank god this workday is over. I'm off to wash me hands and head home.
Deleteok...glad you're done.
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Delete7 A.M waking up in the morning with my beeest friend called Kriiistof playing Black Ops we are beeest frieeeends. He is camping with his Famas waiting for peeeople, now we're gonna run and kill them aaaaaall. But wa-wait where is Kristof? Where the hell is Kristof, oh no I think that he just just just juuust diiieeed. Round wiiin wiin round round wiiin.
DeleteHey. LOL Kristof is very much alive and plans to remain so. I love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuur aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaass more than fuck all eeeeeeeeeeeeelse. that's the best rhyme i got, and this is why i am not an mc.
Deletei'll be back after work. i miss you and i want to take out my spleen and stomp it.
DeleteLol, at least you tried. I bet it's great with the right melody.. x)
DeleteI like to pretend I'm alone, completely alone. Maybe post apocalypse or plague.. whatever, noone left to act normal for. No need to hide who I really am. It would be.. freeing.
DeleteThat's my favourite dexter quote. :)
DeleteYou really think that? that if you've done very bad things you deserve to die? :)
DeleteWho the hell is Sean?
DeletePatrick's younger brother. Today, i was feeling more like Sean and less like Patrick. LOL He appeared in the novel The Rules of Attraction and also briefly in the american psycho one. :) but anyway it's me kristof, not some troll
DeleteAlright fine. I said "deserve" and we're talking about a tv show. Why? Are you a serial killer?
DeleteOk, you're angry. i didn't mean it that way and no, i'm not. i was just reading your comment and felt like chatting. sorry. forget about it.
Deleteok, i'm going to go, i think that right now i'm bothering you, good night
DeleteNo I'm not angry, I still wasn't sure if you're you. I thought maybe that Brazilian lady learned how to spell properly and came here to bitch..
DeleteI mean what I said, if we're still talking about the show.
Babe wait. :(
Deletealright, it's cool.
Deletemaybe i should have logged in with my account
DeleteFuck.. that's my bad. Forgive me?
DeleteNono but with that comment and not your usual name I felt like someone was gunning for me..
DeleteI'm sorry :(
Deletei'm not mad at you, it's ok. i thought you were angry with me, that's all
DeleteI could never. So let's chat? You if anyone would agree with what I said in the other thread, no?
Deletei was kind of worried there for a sec that maybe you didn't feel like talking, that's why i thought i should take off
DeleteI've been waiting here for hours lol. How was work?
Deletei don't think anyone deserves to die or live for that matter. lol if half of the population ceased to exist i wouldn't mind, same way it doesnt concern me that they keep on living. it's all the same to me. i just like you.
Deleteit was work
DeleteIt's a fine line I guess. What I meant was that I don't feel bad for Dexters victims and at the same time feel like Dexter is some innocent super hero.
Deleteyes, i know you feel that way. cause you're sweet. :)
DeleteI thought you did too, I could have sworn we discussed this before. I'm so stupid..
Deleteif only you knew how smart you are. we had discussed it, i was like defending the baddies like the douche i am. lol no, seriously, i was just saying that he's not better than his victims and that i kind of have a soft spot for troubled characters in fiction. that's all i had said. not much else. i didn't make a big deal out of it so that you'd have to remember it. don't ever say you're stupid again. you're not.
DeleteI have a soft spot for you. :/
Deletei do too. for you, that is
DeleteWe're two nuts in a turd, you and I.
Deletewhat does that mean? i like how it sounds.
DeleteI'm not sure but it sounds good. I feel strangely connected to you, sounds weird? And I feel protective of you, I would beat the crap out of anyone who wronged you.
Deleteno, it doesn't. and i also feel very protective of you, too. i'm pretty sure i'd do nastier things than a beating to anyone who wronged you. no joke.
Deleteand since i'm a drunkard that gets into fights quite often and also hates people, i'd probably steel rod anyone who'd even look at you in a strange way. :)
DeleteIt's common sense I think. :) A few years ago I got beat up sooo bad by two black guys. My friend who I was with just stood there while they pulled me inside an apartment complex or w/e it's called. He ran all the way home while I was getting my ass kicked instead of helping me.
DeleteGood times.
I'd let you steel rod those 2. Maybe that "friend" too.
Deletei'd steel rod all three of them right the fuck now, AND WITH GREAT PLEASURE.
DeleteLol you drunkard you. :$
DeleteThat's the only fight I've been in and I didn't even get a chanse to clip one of them before I was on the ground.
i used to look for a chance to get in a fight with any sad fuck i met. i just can't help myself, i even tried to drown a stupid bitch i used to have sex with, but reason prevailed. i'm not patient at all. but i'm so gentle and protective if i care about someone deeply. and there are people i care about, although not many. you've recently been added in that short list and you're not getting out of there.
Deletei just...i worship you.
DeleteAww I just want to take you under my wings. Just keep you here for myself.
Deletei'd like that.
DeletePS. Lol at the guy trolling B right now. Hahaha
Deleteyes, that's the impersonator. lol i wonder who could that be, must be a funny dude.
DeleteIt's not you is it?
Deletelol no, you'd know if it were me
DeleteHahaha would have been sweet though.
Deleteyou're sweet. sweeet as candy.
Deleteyou're the sweetest living creature, you make me wanna crawl in your insides and just stay in there for ever.
DeleteI want to run a lap with you on my shoulders cheering me on.
Deleteit's on.
DeleteIf you crawled inside me we could get a job as B's stunt double.
Deletei'm going to go to bed and get some rest. cause i'm beaaaaaat. i'm going to dream of a honey coated mountain with you on top of it that i just have to climb.
Deleteand yes, we'd pretty much look like B after a weekend of self loathing and binge eating.
DeleteOkay, for the record I missed you terribly too. Go to sleep tiny mountain climber.
Deletelol skinny, not tiny. if you must know i've been working out and now weigh 123.2 pounds. i'm a beast! i put howard wolowitz to shame. lol good night, swedish cupcake.
DeleteYeah Howard is a beast. Good night.
Deletei missed you, terribly.
ReplyDeleteDo you ever run and jump into bed after turning off the lights? Apparently if you hit the sweet spot hard enough the bed may collapse... Sigh
ReplyDeletegood morning, sunshine. i can help you put the bed back together, again.
Deletei'll meet you, tonight. :)
ReplyDeleteIt wasn't as bad as I thought. :p
DeleteYou can still come over though. We can go to the park and throw rocks at old couples.
DeleteI think i'd jizz in my pants if we threw rocks at old couples together.
Deleteoff to work, tonight you'll find me lying on your couch.
ReplyDeleteBut but but it's saturday.
Deletelol up until the end of the month i'll only have sundays off. end of the month i'm done with this stupid job.
Deletetaking a break now, please be heeeeeere
DeleteHelp me. I broke apart my insides
ReplyDeleteHelp me. i've got no soul to sell
Help me. the only thing that works for me
Help me get away from myseeelf
I wanna fuck you like an animal
I wanna feel you from the inside
I wanna fuck you like an animal
My whole existence is flawed
Now I'm here.
Delete:) i'll be home in about 4 hours
Delete:| That's like 2 more discs of The Big Bang Theory.
Deletelol i'm jealous, now. time runs fast though. :)
DeleteHaha Sheldon is about to destroy Captain Sweatpants. Enjoy work. ;)
Deletei swear you and i are so alike at times and so different at others, it's unsettling in a very good way. off to rot. for now.
DeleteWay to go staying optimistic at work btw. I envy that, lol.
DeleteI might not be here at the 4 hour mark. Something came up, not sure how long it will take but not very long!
Deletefuck. lol i just got back. and not optimistic, just horny for your loving.
Deletei'll watch a movie or something till you get back. and meet you late at night when we can snuggle proper.
DeleteI come from a land down under,
Deletewhere beer does flow and men chunder.
Damn, let me guess. You're watching The Lord of the Rings? Extended Edition.
DeleteIf I'm not here it's because I fell asleep in my chair. One sheep, two sheep, three sheep, four sheep, five sheep, Lizard, Spock, zzZz
i'm here. hope i didn't fuck up and you're still awake.
DeleteI'm here, I'm at least half awake.
Deletei was tired and i sort of fell asleep. lol sorry if i kept you waiting
DeleteIt's not like we pinky swore lol.
Deleteno, but still. :) please, don't go yet.
DeleteLol, Cranking up the Taylor Swift to stay sharp.
DeleteSo, what are we doing? xD
Deleteunless you are tired and in need of sleep and you can't fool with that matter since you have a disorder. i assumed you'll be able to sleep sunday which is why i asked you to stay, otherwise i wouldn't even. that would make me a major ASS WIPE.
DeleteI am in need of sleep. I have been for about 3 years now. Since it's saturday I would much rather stay here for as long as possible rather than stare at the ceiling hoping to fall asleep within the next 2 hours. Don't worry. :)
Deletealright. i'll try not to. at least i can keep an "eye" on you here.
Deletei'm sort of relaxed, calmer than usual. we're doing whatever the hell you feel like doing, take the lead.
ReplyDeleteOkay, errhm the reason I had to leave before was because I had to go drag my Grandfathers fucking boat up on land. As if there's noone else like for example his fatass fucking son. My Grandpa asked my Mother to call me and ask me to do it. I love being taken for granted, story of my life. Self pity yeah! It don't fucking cost nothing to say thank you either.
DeleteAnd yeah, there I go whining my ass off again but fuck..
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