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I'm the juggernaut bitch!
ReplyDelete:0
DeleteLol :)
Delete:) brat.
Deletebratwurst is good with my sandwishes and serial.
Deletei'd be more than happy to provide, then. always a pleasure serving ya.
DeleteGravy! Lol that is terrible. xD
DeleteHAHAHAHA
Deletehow was the "party"?
DeleteLol.. I wanted to buy a 2 part bikini, hat and bottom. Zing! No seriously this is my friends girlfriend who I met twice, so I got her flowers. It's not like I'm gonna invite her to anything.. The party, I stayed for an hour tops and it suuucked.
Deleteyou're so sweet, i've never bought flowers for anyone.
DeleteYeah I'm a sweetheart.
Deletei was being sarcastic but i appreciate the comeback. LOL i still can't believe you bought her flowers. it's so funny.
DeleteI thought that's what people do wtf. I should have gone with your idea :(
DeleteI am immune to your sarcasm. Lol
DeleteLOL i told you that drinking and eating your gifts on the way is the right option. :) you're my favourite lad.
DeleteLol that is too mean, I could never do that. You're my favourite too. I tried to think of something equal to lad for 10 minutes but everything sounds idiotic. You're my favourite man. Giggle.
Deletewell, i LIKE you a lot.
Deletei better get to bed because i'm beat and i look like a junkie.
DeleteMeh, beaty is only a lightswitch away.
Deletebeauty*
DeleteGood night.
Deletelol i look like the poster boy for crack cocaine chic.
Deletegood night. :)
DeleteBetter get some sleep then. :p
Deleteoff to have wicked dreams.
Delete:) morning.
DeleteHey you. :)
Deleteit's good that you're here.
DeleteYeah I saw the bat signal.
Deletelol good, good. i'm glad.
DeleteHaha, there's lightning and thunder going on here. If I abruptly dissappear you know why. :p
DeleteAnd now there's hail. Pack your bags and get your boots on, it's the apocalypse. We need to stay together.
Deletehope not. here it's cloudy but rather warm.
Deletelol i think i'd like that.
DeleteI would keep you safe. :D
DeleteI would keep you safe, too.
DeleteMakes me wish for a zombie apocalypse.
DeleteZombies make me feel all warm and fuzzy inside. I would be very tender during a zombie apocalypse.
DeleteLol I love you.
DeleteLove you, too.
DeleteYou are breathtaking. :)
DeleteThe fuck I am. LOL I wanna squeeze you.
DeleteLol I want you to squeeze me, never let me go.
DeleteI'm definitely not letting go.
DeleteHey, are you awake? :)
DeleteYeah
DeleteThere you are, everything alright?
Deleteyes. :) everything alright with you?
DeleteGod damnit I made a boo boo. Now how do I fix this. Fuck
Deletelol login via gmail again!
DeleteLol my mouse double clicked and hit sign out, I never remember my passwords.. Heeeeh...
DeleteWhat I meant to say was I'm good if you're good. :):)
I'll change it to Kristof69 so you can remind me. Kidding! Maybe..
DeleteI want to take a shit on someone's head..! LOL but i'm good. i always feel like doing that, anyway. seriously, i'm cool. and since you're cool if i'm cool i'm super fucking cool!!
DeleteThat's mighty Germatic of you. Lol
DeleteLOL so if you're going to be kristof69, any suggestions for me?
DeleteOh I got ideas... HAHA
DeleteYEAAAAAA sharing is loving! LOL
DeleteThat reminds me of something horrible. I feel like I'm always babbling about myself but I'll just keep doing it until you stop me..
DeleteI had a friend staying here for a few days and I was taking my morning shower. I'm usually alone so I didn't lock, anyway he just came in and took a shit on the other side of the drapes and I was like ARE YOU SERIOUS?! He finished his shit and afterwards he told me "Sharing is caring."
No, don't stop it. Ever. :)
DeleteAnd, secondly, do you want me to do horrible things to that friend? >8C
Sounds like something i would do though. LOL But definitely not to you.
DeleteLol then I won't. No, he's alright. Looking back at it it's pretty funny and I'm almost jealous it wasn't the other way around. x)
DeleteIf anyone would do that to me again, it better be you.
DeleteI like it when you babble about yourself.
DeleteI'll take every opportunity I can get.
DeleteThat's good to know. Very good.
DeleteYou should have been here earlier, watching the lightnings from my balcony. And of course laughing at all the people running without umbrellas. It's not fair.. <3
DeleteYou're sweet and ironic at the same time. Great combination. You're like a vodka gummy bear, I can't get enough of you. LOL
DeleteTrust me, i wish i was there, earlier.
DeleteLol vodka gummy bear, I would try one. I believe you. :)
Deletevodka gummy bears rock my world. like you do. LOL
DeleteWow it got late fast, I have to get some sleep. You should too, squeeze squeeze. Good night Kristof. :)
Deletegood night patrik. :)
Delete:)
DeleteI'm going to be away for a day or two. I really hope you'll be here when i get back. :/
Deletethink of me, please. :)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IUlVZKqs5oc
Waaaaaiiiit!
Deletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BZJxaE318eM
I'll be here. :)
LOL Cool. that's what i wanted to know.
DeleteHave a good time, whatever you're doing. *hugs* :)
Delete*hugs right back*. can't wait to return, it will only be a tiring trip.
DeleteDon't you forget about me, or I'll have to come find you.
DeleteNo way I can.
DeleteThese 2 days are gonna suuuuck...
Deletetell me about it. i'm already in shitty mood.
Deleteshitty shitty shitty
DeleteI have to go, I'll be here when you get back. Bear hug <3
Deletehttp://3.bp.blogspot.com/_E7ik4q_NXFA/TJ8ELUxvzXI/AAAAAAAABCI/MLKxbkE5Ons/s1600/bearhug2.jpg
Just a city boy, born and raised in Germany
DeleteHe took the midnight train goin' anywheeeeere
Thought you'd be back by now. :(
DeletePATRIK, i'm back!
DeleteWow, I don't know what to say. What happened?
DeleteI'm away for this work thingy and i didn't have internet access. which really fucking pissed me off. this translates to "missed ya".
ReplyDeleteall i engaged in my spare time was weed smoking and cursing. i really did miss ya.
ReplyDeleteChrist, I thought you left for good. I have been devastated, fuck.. Been backtracking in threads looking for your gmail, found that but still no luck. You scared the shit out of me.
DeleteFuck, i'm not going anywhere. LOL that's for sure.
Deletebut now i do have. net access that is. :/
ReplyDeleteI was THIS close to get on my knees and ask John if he banned you, followed by me begging him to undo it.
DeleteRemember when I said I missed you so much it hurts sometimes? Doesn't even come close.
DeleteSame here. I missed you terribly. I had this idea that you'd be pissed at me and then i wouldn't be able to convince you that i did not mean it. LOL I was under the impression that i'd be net less for two days tops. and one night i was in a "fuck everything and everybody" mood, since i can't talk to patrik. i just signed in on gmail and saw your request
DeleteAll is good, you couldn't know. I am so relieved lol.
DeleteMe, too. :) I'm glad to be back. I'm sure everybody else did not miss me and that makes me even happier! yaa haha
Deletecan i squeeze you, now?
YEEES never let me go lol. What's there not to miss?! People be crazy.
DeleteNEVERRRRRR. :) i'd rather cut off my right testicle. for real.
DeleteI could plant that in the yard and grow another you.
DeleteLOL fuck, you'd want a second me? you're the best. i'd want several of you, too. quite a pleasant thought.
DeleteHaha we're nuts(pun not intended) :|
Deletei'm off to watch the new breaking bad episode. will i find you, after :)
DeleteProbably ;)
Deletefucking awesome. :))))))))
Deleteffffuck! that episode was amazing!! such tension. i think it was the best one so far. i want lydia dead though, i'm not sexist. LOL
DeleteLol, I thought it was pretty bad. Very weak considering there's only 3 more episodes. Was Lydia Mike's "friend"?
DeleteWHAT WHAT WHAAAAAAAAAT? HAHA i thought it was a great prelude to what's coming next, some very solid writing there, i nearly pooped myself. LOL i don't know...was she? you're my "friend".
DeleteI wanted less Walt shitbird and more Jesse awesomeness. Lol Lydia and Mike had some history, at least if we're thinking of the same person. Couldn't care less if she died. :)
Deletei don't know, maybe. because it's the first time he had trouble killing a person that needed to die. of course, i thought it was a weak moment but now that you pointed it out, could be!i'm sure there will be plenty of jesse awesomeness in the near future. nobody messes with the blowfish. but you've got to admit, walter "shitbird" was awesome in that scene with skyler in the bedroom. "shitty" as always, but awesome. LOL
DeleteYeah he was, partly because I dislike Skyler even more.. x) If only she had drowned in the pool.
DeleteI love you. I don't know why but i do and i almost never use these 3 words. you fuck. lol
DeleteI said it to a girl once, 2 seasons of Paradise Hotel later I couldn't take it anymore.
Deletei said it to a girl once, too. but i didn't mean it. major bitch, i took it back at once. lol i was 17, it shouldn't count.
Deleteparadise hotel sucks hairy anus.
ReplyDeleteLol, I'd marry you in a heartbeat. I can't watch another episode of Paradise Hotel.
DeleteIs it just me or did this site get messed up like an hour ago? Black shit and triangles everywhere.. :S
we can watch dexter, breaking bad and reruns of oz. i get strangely romantic when i watch oz. a mystery of nature. yes, i thought it was the excessive consumption of marijuana that occured the past few nights but it's reassuring to know i'm not the only one seeing those triangles and shit. thank you.
DeleteSounds like a plan? :)
DeleteOkay maybe not.. You're still my spork though. Good night.
Deletelol my net connection was off. i'm right here, if i ever have to leave for good, i'll let you know. by the way that would mean that i'd be amputated and no longer able to use a laptop. otherwise, im afraid you're stuck with me, buddy boy.
Deletegood night. by the way my message, the one i've been trying to send that is was something along the lines of: "the fact that you were attracted to a girl that watches that paradise hotel creeps me out a bit so i won't look into it any further. lol the last girl i had sex with was into hairy men..so i guess thats equally disturbing LOL ps i'm not hairier than average"
ReplyDeletethat's the kind of stupid message i've been trying to send and my net connection wouldn't fucking let me. lol sleep tight.
ReplyDeleteLol I guess that is creepy. What's even creepier though is that if I ever did manage to slip away to the next room I could still hear the theme song and her sobbing when someone got eliminated. Then she would pop her head in asking "Why are you at the computer now? Why don't you pay me any attention? bla bla" Bitch please! Sometimes I just need some time alone to murder zombies or whatever!
DeleteI'm not even kidding a little..
LOL Glad you're not. Come and live in Nerdvana with me, please.
DeleteLol. First I was like, Nerdvana? Is that in Germany? Yeah.. didn't sleep too well. xD
DeleteI swear I don't have a retardation.
DeleteI know you don't. You magnificent beast. I'm having some coffee and getting ready for this stupid summer job.
DeleteYou're the best thing that happened to me this year.
DeleteLol what's your summer job?
DeleteAll the other people here suck std infected vagina, you're the coolest, funniest, most awkward freak. and smart, i insist no matter what you think. that's why i like you. i wait tables.
Deletesuch an interesting way of making good use of my potential. lol plus, i'm the last person that's good with people so let's see if i make it to the end of the month. i need the money though so i keep my thought to myself. most of the time.
DeleteSounds like an okay summer job. Just be nice so they tip you a lot. ;)
Deleteyeah, i'll be nice.
DeleteI repair forklifts for a living, fucking sucks but at least I always carry a laptop and there's never anyone watching me. I had dreams!! And this is what I'm doing lol..
Deletelol i have no dreams but this is not for me, that's for sure. it's good that it's temporary. no dreams, no aspiration but this is still fucking stupid. i'd rather work in a video store like randal since i like movies so much and i'm used to stupid questions. lol repairing forklifts is a pretty decent job, patrik boy. i like it. :)
Deleteps i caught the irony in the "i had dreams" part lol
DeleteLol really? I did have dreams mate, for real. :/ I still have one dream anyway, you. :)
Deletekind of a nightmare i am, but i'll take it. x)
DeleteI'm like done for the day with 4 hours left. I call that "paperwork" HAHA
Deleteneat. hahaha
DeleteComing back from 5 weeks of "vacation" doing nothing, I need a couple of slow days. I hate this fucking job, I hate it so fucking much.
Deletejust saw this. you will no longer need to do this job when i kidnap you and take you to an isolated cabin in the endless american south. brace yourself.
Deletegot to go. as always. a pleasure. :) i'll come and find you later, there is no getting away. lol
ReplyDeleteHave a great day lol.
Deletejust saw this i hate my job message. you will no longer need to do this job when i kidnap you and take you to an isolated cabin in the endless american south. brace yourself. and have a great day as well. lol
DeleteLooking forward to that :P
Deletetrust me. so do I.
DeleteHey, did they tip you alright?
Deletei've been tipped better. lol
DeleteThose bastards.
DeleteI have never been tipped unless you count some rock hard and old pieces of candy. :)
Deletesorry for the late responses, internet issues will be occuring till the end of this month. :/
Deleteit's probably because i'm rude. i don't want tips anyway. by the way, that's a great image you've given me, my swedish favourite boy. lol you playing with candy. and not just any kind.
ReplyDeleteLol I don't understand. What kind of candy? What? :|
Deleterock hard. nevermind, it sounds corny now, i don't do well with these kind of things.
DeleteOH, well we are pretty corny aren't we lol.
Deletenevermind, i do take it back this instance.
DeleteLol there are no take backs. It was great once I understood.
DeleteSometimes I daydream about candy bracelets.
:) alright then...
DeleteDo you know what a boomerang that doesn't return is called?
Delete?
DeleteA stick :/
DeleteLol I'm sorry that's so lame. You seem kind of down which obviously is hard to tell from where I'm sitting but. I don't want you to be.
then i won't be. you give me good reason not to be.
DeleteIt's okay to feel down, I'll always be here either way. I always go from whatever to happy when we chat, for real. I don't know what this is that we got going but it's pretty great. <3
DeleteAnd I take this long to answer because everything sounds super lame.. I LIKE YOU :$
Deletei don't know either and i haven't bothered to put a label to it. it's great, yes. and it's doing me a lot of good, trust me. lol
Deletelol nothing you say is lame...and even if it were, the fact that you'd think it's lame, would make it ultra cool like right away.
DeleteI did label it Bromance but that's kind of flat. Lol
Deletelol could be...i don't know.
Deletei like it, that's all i got.
DeleteI'll take it. We're broing out.
Deleteok...broing out it is, then. as in booze, ladies and sport? cause i'm not very athletic. lol
Deletei'd take out all my vital organs and give them to you.
DeleteHaha I have been known to get tipsy once or twice, right now I manage more than fine without ladies and I fucking hate sports. Sporking and whatever else you want will do.
DeleteLol I'll settle for your heart. :)
Deletesounds like a plan to me.
Deletei'm going to go to bed. same time tomorrow, partner?
DeleteJesus Christ there are mosquitos everywhere.
DeleteWhat time was that lol? I'm almost always keeping an eye on this place even when I'm working so yeah most likely. :)
Delete:) i hate mosquitos. fucking disease carrying little...aaarggh
Deletei''ve got stuff to fream about, tonight. tomorrow...:)
Delete*dream
DeleteCandy bracelets. ;)
DeleteGood night you no more than average hairy man. :)
Deleteto you, too. tonight, i'll keep you warm, in my head. :)
DeleteLikewise. And I have a dirty mind.
Deletei just had to come back and say that my imagination won't let me sleep. lol nevertheless i do need to rest, so...once again, i'll catch you tomorrow.
DeleteHaha I'm trying to perfect Inception. I will enter your dreams eventually.
Deleteyou'd better.
DeleteThere's not enough coffee in the world to keep me productive today.
DeleteSame here. i'm about to make me one and leave. but first i'm going to give you a big kiss in the forehead. cause i do that.
DeleteAnd just like that I got a little happier.
Deletehappier you means happier me. :)
DeleteThe factory I'm at is listening to Taylor Swift today. Whether they like it or not. Lol you wouldn't believe the looks I'm getting.
DeleteLOL are the looks hateful?
DeleteIt's a mix between hate and disgust I think. They had no idea what they were getting into when they called me lol.
Deletei'm sorry, you're awesome.
DeleteI'm sure everyone here thinks so too. And just because you think so, the next time the Superman song comes on I'll do a jig.
Delete