Lol @ the third pic, bad dog!
a small dose of mathematic genius. :P btw i'm the spitting image of justin pearson, will you do me the honour of joining me for dinner tonight? i'll make roast beef.
I would If I could, no doubt.
If it's a sleepover I'm used to being the big spoon. But I'll settle for either.
i'm a spork, i don't mind. as long as i get to keep my needles, ropes and candles next to my pillow.
Hahah, keep your needles away from me!
i'll try. :P
i'm harmless when i'm not spooning, really. ordinary fellow.
We can make a bunkbed. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OUHISifeWFIThis is how we do it. Da da da da da
i usually pick the top bunk because it makes it easier to assault in the middle of the night.
Just came back from hell, anyway glad you liked the video. If you haven't seen the movie you really should. Funniest movie in years!I would choose the bottom bunk cause it's easier to escape and I'm afraid of heights. So that way it's works out perfect.
"it's works out perfect."It't the damn heat I tell you..My sisters convinced me to go shopping and at one point I was on my knees by in the middle of a store flapping some birthday party plates with moomin trolls in my face. Never again.
"by in the middle" Damnit. :)
dammit, you're f***** adorable. :) one day i shall come and find you.
Haha. :)Show up here loaded with bells on your toesI don't care what you're intoI'll put velvet ropes around you, if that's what you need
all i know is i am a shitty loathsome hateful f*** with a disgusting past and you make me smile a lot. so...there you have it. i'm kidnapping you in the near future.
I don't believe that. Love you too. :S
oh but it's true.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0tzTUWpz-9o
That is one crazy soab, I gotta say it's not for me.. :p But I don't judge. *Hugs*I do have Felix the cat tattooed somewhere on me though. So I'm pretty hardcore!
that's cute. i like cats.
I'm getting nervousNa, na, na, na, na, na, na
that's even more cute.
stop being cute.
Well take note. Cause I am dead serious. :)
don't know if that's good. hah
Yeah well. A little less of that stuff and it's all nice and dandy. ICEBREAKERDo you know where low calorie milk comes from?Skinny cows. Lolz!!
that's funny... :)
when you say "stuff" you mean harsh music or comments like the previous that i left. slightly confused, now.
Was aiming for the music. We're still on for that bunkbed!
different taste in music, kind of got that. haha ok, will keep in mind.
You'd probably puke if I sent you the soft ass music I like. :)
hahaha at least i'd have a strong reaction! in all seriousness, i'm fine with whatever you like, most probably i don't listen to it, but that doesn't mean anything.
About a year ago I had a Taylor Swift album on repeat until I tired. True Story. How do you like me now? :D
damn, boy!!! looooooooool it's ok, it's ok! wait a minute. still like you, can't help it. Ich habe keine Hoffnung. I'm hopeless.
I still know most of the lyrics to Superman. Gonna download that one again. It's grrreat.Tall, dark and super manlyPuts papers in his briefcase and drives awayTo save the world or go to workIt's the same thing to mehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SH794RGKClM (You owe me this much!)I wonder how many others are reading all this while shaking their heads. lol
i want you to know that i really tried. i couldn't finish the song but it's the effort that matters. :P i have dark hair and i'm pretty manly if you leave out the skinny as f*** part. loool does that make me a little more likeable even though i suffer when i listen to swift?! we found a picture that no one else had commented on, screw them. :P
The fuck! I'm man enough to admit I like Taylor Swift.. xDI have been known to sing some Rihanna karaeoke too. Rihanna - Disturbia. Aced it!
loool it's not a matter of manliness, it's just that i have a very low tolerance when it comes to modern pop music. do like me some 80s danceable goodness though, like soft cell, among others! i dance, too!! like an epileptic. but i do dance. i dance when i listen to hardcore stuff as well. there was one time someone called for help but then i reassured everyone that i don't need medication.
I like you. :)
like you, too.
"Taylor Swift Speak Now - Deluxe Edition finished downloading" Awwww Yeeeeeaa
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA i'll go to bed wearing my boots cause i'm too drunk to untighten my shoelaces.http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-K9EJkdiotsk/TqqwZzOTYmI/AAAAAAAAAdQ/lIBk-m0fSh8/s1600/Dr_martens_boots.jpgyes, i'm such a cliche at times.
And I complain about the shoelaces on my converse, jeez.
night, patrik. :) off to have naughty unruly dreams.
See you buddy. :)
buddy boy it smells like dope but tastes like soap it don't mean nothing just long as I float i smoke sativa and stay on the coastif you're there you can feel me in the air I'm a ghost
You and I walk a fragile lineI have known it all this time
i knew it! :)<3
That's Taylor Swift. In case you didn't know. But I'm sure you did. Yup. :DFlash forward and we're taking on the world togetherAnd there's a drawer of my things at your place
i googled it but i something inside me was sure beforehand. haha last chat we had was very informative!
Yeah it was. ^^
^_^ according to the urban dictionary, i am one happy motherf****!
That's good right? :D
that's more than good.
Haha.Completely unrelated but.. http://i.imgur.com/5yKuyl.jpg
looks like something i'd do in a similar situation.
Haha, that guy is going places!
Do you have a band-aid?Cause I scraped my knee falling for you.
no doubt. :)
Do you want to f*** or should I apologise? see, i am the master when it comes to disastrous pick up lines.
I'm German. Do you have any German in you? Would you like some? It gets worse you know.
Haha. Let's not get banned. :P
ok, this is me ceasing to be stupid.
Pick up lines never work anyway. You had me at hello. =)
I'm glad it was "hello", and not one of the myriad offensive things i said back then. lol
I was gonna go with the first thing you called me but why bring that up. xD
I don't care about that anymore. It was fun but this is better. Right? :)Da da da da da
this is much better.
hey bestie, it's cool. i'll be fine, i always end up fine.
thanks. hugs right back.
hey, it's me the unbearable twat again, i was going through a misanthropic crisis the other day, but i stayed in today, so it's toned down. thanks for the hug, again. you're the bestest, kiddo.
I had a feeling you came here.You always make my day. :)
I'm glad i do. Really. :)
Lol, not that you care but.. I made ice cream for the first time ever with this fancy machine, first off it took ages, second, now that it's frozen I can't get the ice cream out of the thing. I'm not allowed to use any metal in there so wtf were they thinking selling that? Now it's been out of the freezer for almost an hour and I only have 4 plastic spoons left.So I went to the gas station to buy something and I found a Ben and Jerry that looked good. Took the small one cause I recall they're expensive. Getting ready to pay and she says it's 5$. Like are you kidding me? I took it anyway because I think I earned it. Guess what, it tastes like shit.
fuck...you had a nasty trip. my turn to hug you!
I was so proud when I made that but now I think I did something wrong. Its actually coming off now though. Want some?
Sure I do, just what i needed. :)
be proud anyway, and by the way i haven't got the slightest clue as to how to make anything edible.
Haha I used to live on protein shakes and eggs not too long ago. And ice cream, always ice cream.
guinness and peanut butter for me. hah no, i know the basics but i usually need a helping hand.
Sounds good ;)
probably if it weren't for my ex girlfriend irritating the f*** out of me over minor things like do this, and do that, and wear this, and quit that, i'd have beem more attentive to these matters. and most probably i'd still be ambiguous about my bisexuality, in a mid western american trailer park boy kind of way and be all self conscious about it, so i have to thank her and all the insecure people i've met in my life, for showing me the way. amen.
Sounds like a text book bitch. I believe some people are meant to be alone(Yeah I must have read or heard that somewhere cause I can't express myself that good). Unless the right one comes knocking on my door. Screw it.
in my case that might be true. in yours? no way, babe.
besides, i'm kidnapping you, I said.
So you're telling me there is a chance? Yeaaah!Is it weird that I picture you like Turk in Scrubs while I'm JD?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fu_df6SiUQU
HAHHAHAHAHAHAOk, i picture you as Dante and I'm Randal.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R4Et5S_alCE&feature=related
Lol, great movie. I gotta go for a while so talk to you later. :p
Drop everything nowMeet me in the pouring rain
hahaha you've got to be the only person who i would tolerate singing that to me. i wonder what cute face you make when you sing.
i'll kidnap you and then you'll write a book. "4000000 Tage"
I don't get it :O
like the book natascha kampusch wrote. lol
and i'll throw myself before a truck when you escape.
I bet that book was a best cellar. HAHAHA
Shit. I misread, that was Fritzl keeping someone in the cellar..
That was so mean, I take it back. x)
no way you're taking that back!
it was too smart to go to waste!
I admit it was a good one.
wicked sense of humour counts big time.
i'm not a bigger asshole than i appear to be, i just laugh at jokes. clarification.
Hahah I believe you.
ok then. :)
I miss you so much it hurts sometimes.
i miss you too. i always come here whenever i return home.
What a let down that sneak peek was, not at all what I was hoping for.. :/
really? i thought you'd be excited. i loved it, i didn't think it was going to be that good after the last two seasons flaws. what were you hoping for? :)
I'm not even sure, I guess a little less excuses and a little more coming clean. I think there's more to that scene, Deb's gonna figure it out. At least I hope so.
I still loved it, it was great. But not what I expected.. :)
aaaah, that...actually, yesterday it did cross my mind that that would bother you. haha don't worry, kiddo, it's what a manipulator like Dex would do, he got caught by Deb and he's in as much shock as she is, first time he lies that badly. :P it's obvious she doesn't believe him. there's going to be full disclosure.
the moment i actually jizzed in my pants was when he said "i didn't even think about it". the way he looked at her and she looked back as if she realises how fucked up he is at that very moment. brilliant.
Lol you know me too well. I think you're right, and there has to be more to that scene that they didn't show yet.Haha for me it was when he asked "Who are you calling?" that face :D
there's going to be much more in that scene, i'm sure, don't you worry. but it is pretty intense, isn't it? if the first two minutes are that intense...
It was very intense. I was almost certain he would burst out in tears, it must take more acting chops to film that scene holding those tears back than it does to actually let them out. It's time for another golden globe win this year, I can feel it!
i'm glad he didn't. yes, it looks like they're both going to be nominated. :)
Did they have to bleep the sneak peek? That's like half of Deb's lines.. x)
that annoyed the shit out of me. :P
Something in his deep brown eyes has me sayingHe's not all bad like his reputationAnd I can't hear one single word they say
i can't shake this feeling from my headthere's a devil sleeping in my bedwatching you from across the wayi cannot make this feeling go away
I haven't been this excited over a new season ever, not even after the season 4 finale. In fact I probably haven't been this excited over anything. I'm not gonna make it. I need distraction but there is none..
i'll distract you.
Where ya going to? If you want me let me take you Where ya going to? If you want me let me take you
You know I'll hold you to it.
i know. :) i'm glad.
There seems to be a Josh Cooke interview coming "soon" ;)
you always bring good news. :)
That interview was boring, how nice of the interviewer to tell us his whole life story before getting started.Sorry if I got your hopes up.
It's ok, how would you know at the time. I'm listening now, big prologue.
you don't really like me that much, do you? :)
What do you mean? I love you more than my turtle.
I'm getting nervousNa, na, na, na, na, na, naNo sign of a friend of mine
i'm still here...
What's the matter?
nothing's the matter. momentary freakout, it's cool.
Alright. I'm paranoid and feel like a dick for what I'm hoping is nothing. Plus I killed my F5.
lol sorry about that...you're not a dick, that's for sure.
i'm not right in the head today.
You know what? You're awesome. :)
lol if you say so
Chin up friend. I did use some poor choise of words earlier though. My turtle is a piece of shit biter who doesn't love me back so just to clarify. I like you, you are my sunshine, my only sunshine.
i could have sworn you were mocking me.
Obviously I like you enough to sit here and spam refresh for an hour. I'm going to bed now though, before you decide to flip me off or something. x)*Hugs*
gute nacht, kiddo
If i ever met you i wouldn't want to share you with anyone.
I'm taking you out for a virgin cuba libre tonight.
coca cola, then? sounds risky.
Yeah, you'll thank me in the morning. Seriously, are we cool?
Yeah, we're cool, kiddo. seriously.
Awesome. If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put U and I together. :)How are you? Counting down the hours to Breaking Bad?
I am counting down the hours, you know me too well. :) How are you?
Dude I am so happy, I got 3 new episodes coming tonight. I watch True Blood and Falling Skies. :$
haha i watch true blood as well, but i'm stuck on the 4th season, haven't watched it yet. i'm happy that you're happy, DUDE. :)
I had to force myself through season 4. I don't want to spoil anything but there is one character that I'd take pleasure in gutting and when it finally seemed like they got rid of her.. NOPE!I can't recommend Falling Skies because it's pretty flawed. It's picked up very well in season 2 so far though. At least the effects make Terra Nova look like what I built with legos as a kid. I honestly made more interesting characters too.. :D
Ι believe ya. :) I'm having coffee now, dark and strong.
I had mine a couple hours ago, only it was a virgin coffee. It's regular coffee but my friend gave it to me.
That awkward moment when you regret a post as soon as you hit publish. That was so bad, I just miss you that's all.
i'm a caffeine freak. i exterminate people when i take doses of strong coffee.
I am taking you out for a movie tonight. pick one.
I am dying to see Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter.
which one was bad? the virgin coffee one? :) i missed you, too.
Yes that one xD
no idea what that movie is about or what it is like but if that's what the boy wants, Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter it is.
We could just stay in and watch The Losers. I was planning to anyway. :)
whatever you feel like. i might spoil you a bit tonight.
Can you give me directions?
what sort of directions would the kind boy want?
To your heart.
you're already in that rotten pile of meat.
Pfft, it's not so bad. :)
glad you don't think so. :)
It's a bromance, you can't fight it.
That was a long one and I listened through the whole thing which is crazy because you didn't finish the Taylor Swift song, lol. :)http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HTGv8xTByio
you can't punish me for that, i tried! loli need to watch that show some day
Yeah you gave it your best I'm sure. x)
how are you feeling?
I'll live. Was Breaking Bad brilliant or what?