Dexter - The Best Quotes of Season 5

Season 5 was full of great quotes from our favorite characters. We selected the best quotes of the Season. More after the jump!

Episode 12: "The Big One"

Deb: You don't like Quinn much.
Dexter: I don't like him at all. But I want you to be happy.

Dexter [to Lumen]: Don't be sorry your darkness is gone. I'll carry if for you - always. I'll keep it with mine,

Episode 10: "In The Beginning"

Lumen: You've been my only way through this.
Dexter: I guess we both met each other at the right time.

Deb: Turns out Cole and him are buddies. They f---ing poke each other on Facebook

Dexter: With Lumen, I'm someone different. In her eyes, I'm not a monster at all.

Episode 9: "Teenage Wasteland"

Lumen: I think we have a problem.
Dexter: Yeah, I'm at a battle of wills with my drunk, shoplifting teenage step-daughter - and she's going to wi

Masuka: STD panel?
Dexter: Vince, she's 12.
Masuka: I meant for you.

Masuka: I'm not telling her. This case was solved. If I asked her to reopen it, I might as well put my balls in a vice - and not in a hot way either

Lumen: Share something with her - what you did when you were her age.
Dexter: I killed the neighbor's dog.
Lumen: Well, don't tell her that.

Dexter (thinking to himself): Jordan is one tough nut to crack.
Jordan (out loud): You're one tough nut to crack; you know that, Dexter?
Dexter (still thinking): I wish he'd stop doing that.

Episode 8: "Take It"

Deb: If it's working, who am I to poop on your parade?

Dexter: Jordan promises change, but he also accepts credit cards.

Dexter: I've never been around so many people who made me feel normal. [Pause] Really normal.

Dexter: Dad once told me that some people deserve to die.

Episode 7: "Circle Us"

Lumen [on Vince]: I mean, that guy's clearly a freak, but I don't know him.

Dexter: If that's the watch Lumen heard, I'll make sure it accompanies you to the bottom of the Atlantic.

Deb: S--t a brick and f--k me with it, you're never going to believe who this truck is registered to.

Dexter: He doesn't need Saint Brigid; he has father Dexter.

Dexter: That's either a saint or the most boring action figure I've ever seen.

Dexter: Sometimes partners find us, and as much as we try to push them away, they work their way into our lives, regardless - until we finally realize how much we need them.

Episode 6: "Everything Is Illumenated"

Dexter: Lumen didn't witness her mother's murder, but she was born in blood like me. Some experiences are so big they change your DNA.

Masuka: I have two words: autoerotic mummification

Dexter: I remember your first words: shoes. You were very girly once upon a time.
Deb: That's funny. I always remember my first words as being, 'Hurry the f--- up.'

Deb: Hey, f---wad, taking the scenic route?

Lumen: Why do you have that in your purse?
Dexter: It's not a purse.

Dexter: I can't get revenge for Rita's death, but I can help Lumen avenge what was done to her.

Episode 5: "First Blood"

Masuka: We all have our own ways of expressing ourselves. I have my ink, and you have your man boots.

Deb [to Masuka]: Don't you have to have a soul before it's in crisis?

Dexter: Not even a year old you're already destroying evidence...and having to flee the scene of the crime.

Dexter: Harry's right. I have to convince Lumen to do what I never could: to move on.

Dexter [on Harrison]: I want to believe that smile, that watching your mother die hasn't changed you the way that watching mine changed me.

Episode 4: "Beauty And The Beast"

Dexter: If I can get the crotchety, judgmental babysitter from Ireland to trust me, why not you?

Dexter: Ten months old and you've had your first cigarette. Sorry about that.

Dexter: The babysitter doesn't trust me because of the lies; Lumen doesn't trust me because of the truth, there must be a name for that. Oh, right, Dexter Morgan.

Masuka: He's got daddy's eyes.
Batista:... and your penis size.

Harry: What's your plan here? Nurse her back to health so she can go to the police? If she gives the cops enough to track you down then everything falls apart. Harrison grows up visiting you on death row.

Episode 3: "Practically Perfect"

Dexter: No church bells. No Hallelujah chorus. Nothing feels different. If anything, I'm emptier.

Fowler: Who are you?
Dexter: Just a fellow traveler who also likes to pick up dead animals.

Masuka : Damn. Don't people just shoot each other any more?

Masuka: This man is a knight in shining armor. You should be polishing his lance. I meant that metaphorically - not how it sounded.
Dexter: I'm just not used to checking the fridge for notes [Voice over]... just notes from other serial killers.

Masuka: True warriors are humble men.

Episode 2: "Hello Bandit"

Dexter: Normally, having a target would make me feel good, give me direction, a sense of purpose. But now it means nothing. And I don't know what's going to make me feel better.

Dexter: I suppose killing someone with my bare hands in a men's room was my way of working through the anger stage.

Astor: You come along and become a part of the family and we thought everything was going to be good forever. You made us think that! And it's not true; things got worse.

Dexter: It's like when you get on a plane, they tell you if the oxygen masks come down, to put yours on first before taking care of the kids. I need to take care of my own needs, too. Otherwise, I'll be spinning out of control. That's not good for any one.

Episode 1: "My Bad"

Dexter: She died a brutal death, and I can't fix it. But I know I have to try, here in Miami with the people who knew her, who cared about her, who loved her.

Masuka: I've imagined her naked plenty times, but never like this.
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Dexter [on Rita]: She had a big heart, big enough for the both of us, had to be, I wasn't even human when we first met.

Astor: I wish that it was just my mom and me and Cody and Harrison because we all would have been better off if she'd never met you.

Quinn: His wife just died; he's submitting a lab report.

Dexter: I've watched 67 people die, and at the moment of truth I looked into their eyes and I knew - and they knew - they got what they deserved. But what if that's not what happens, if you don't get what you deserve?

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  1. I certainly would have worked "die.die" in there somewhere. It's now my standard salutation.

  2. Jordan chase - I find this profoundly distasteful, i've never had to do anything before.....episode 11

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