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If you were a booger I'd pick you first. :o
ReplyDeletelol I've got a thirst, baby. And you smell like my Gatorade.
DeleteLol, good one. You're killing me giblets.
Deleteyou inspire me.
DeleteSweet. :$
Delete:PPPPPP
DeleteI'm gonna go sleep, now. On our bunk bed.
DeleteSo will I, see you. ;)
Deletebig smile. :)
DeleteI really enjoyed that.
DeleteNot more than I did.
DeleteHaha :):)
Delete:)
Deletesame time, tonight? :)
DeleteYes, yes yes yes.
Delete!!!! GREAT.
DeleteHow could I say no. :)
Delete*dances around in circles frantically*
Delete*air guitarr solo*
DeleteLol
fuck, yeah, baby!
DeleteStupid kids on their stupid mopeds. Set's my teeth on edge!
DeleteI'll bring sheets of plastic over.
DeleteWhere have you been all my life.
DeleteI don't know but i am not going anywhere, now.
DeleteI hope not. :/
DeleteWhere would i find better? :)
DeleteYou're right, you can't. :D
DeleteNope. ;)
Deletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z8f2mW1GFSI <- My personal intro.
Deletelol what the fuck is up with that guy?
DeleteHAHA what do you mean? The song is better when I'm singing, promise. ;)
Deleteok, i want the patrik version, then. :D
DeleteJesus, there's a spider on our bed. aaah
Deletei'm your bug man, remember? :)
DeleteWhat I meant to say was, get me some Minttu and I'll be singing all night.
DeleteNow I have to vacuum cause it ran under the bed.. I will find him and I'll leave him on a toothpick in the window for his friends to see.
DeleteDibs on the couch tonight.
DeletePATRIK
DeleteFeeling moderately abandoned here.
DeleteIn no fucking way. i was out with a friend for the most tedious beer drinking night EVER. i think it's safe to say, i was looking forward to meeting you here later on whilst having that beer and completely ignoring the boring surroundings.
DeleteIt's alright, hopefully you had a better time than it sounds like. lol :)
DeleteI had the worst time. I like it better when i'm here with you.
Deletei'm sick and tired of almost every one.
Deleteyou're the one good thing this summer brought me.
DeleteThe optimal thing would be for us to have a beer night.
Deletei know. i'm here if you still want to have a beer with me.
Deletei would not abandon you.
ReplyDeleteYeah tell me about it, one of my friends usually calls me while standing outside my door asking if I wanna do something. Like I could say no when he's already inside. Another thinks "be there in 10 minutes" means 3 hours. And the list goes on. And then there is you who's just you. I like you. :):)
Deletei like you, too. very much so.
Deletehttp://www.australiaadventures.com/images/coralsea.jpg
Deletei want to go there with you.
I'm afraid of the ocean. I'm not just saying that, I'm serious. Fucking sharks. Can't we do something on land?
DeleteI mean, sure I can go for a swim close to the beach but open water like that? That's asking for trouble. :|
Deleteof course we can. i like the desert, too. lol seriously, anywhere. i fucked up royally tonight, huh?
DeleteHahaha, no. I would jumo into that shark infested pit of death if you really wanted me to.
Deletejump* shitfuck
Deletelol that won't be necessary, let's keep ya in one piece.
DeleteYou know, someday you're gonna have to tell me your name.. :)
DeleteThe name is Kristof. :)
DeleteI like it, sounds mighty German. :D
Deleteloool that's me alright! :)
DeleteOh my god.. "Service Unavailable"
DeleteLong story short, I'm going to bed and I'm sorry your beer night sucked.
Good night <3
So, i'm sleeping in the couch, then? lol
Deletegoodnight, PATRIK. <3
No I am, you can have the bed with the spider. Night!
Deletethat'll teach me...lol night, boy...
Deleteyou're..."Just Like Honey".
DeleteHaha, did you sleep well? x)
DeleteLOL I had guilt-ridden dreams.
DeleteI beat myself up for making you feel bad. :/
DeleteHAHAHAHA am i sleeping in the couch, again, tonight?!
DeleteThere shall be no more sleeping in the couch!
DeleteYEAAAAAA
DeleteA bit overenthusiastic there.
DeleteReally? :)
DeleteOh, yes.
DeleteAll of it?
Delete?!
DeleteWhat was overenthusiastic?
DeleteI was. lol
DeleteI am so retarded. I said something in a different thread a few minutes before you wrote that and then yeah.. wtf brain?
Deleteoh, ok. lol it's alright
DeleteHaha..
Deletehttp://2.bp.blogspot.com/-UUBBVvfBUcM/T1t8Zi673mI/AAAAAAAAA0c/uEdZ-PA4IpI/s1600/homer-simpson-bush-gif.gif
that's so hot.
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Deletei'm a spider pig.
Lol! Why you little!!
Deletei'm going to come and find ya and then i'm going to pin you down and...tickle you. seriously, now.
DeleteLol! Beautiful son of a bitch!
Deleteyou are! lol :)
DeleteI'm only ticklish under my feet lol.
Deleteyou're still getting it. :)
DeleteNoo! Mercy!
DeleteNeeeverr
DeleteNo use fighting it huh :p
Deletethat's right. :)
DeleteI was bluffing anyway. Free tickles? Yes plz!
Deleteyeah, baby, that's the very spirit!
DeleteI'm going for a run before it starts raining again, later. :)
Deletelater. ;)
DeleteI'll be in the shower. *Wink wink*
DeleteKidding! No, yeah, maybe, nah. I have shower shorts. For the man who has nothing to hide, but still wants to. :$
LOL Why would he want that, dammit?!
DeleteLol.. I have to stop saying stupid shit like that. It gets painfully awkward when you don't answer for this long.
DeleteI don't have shower shorts.
but, you see, it's the fact you say stuff like that that makes me think you are painfully adorable. but whatever makes you feel more comfortable. :)
Deletethat and sarcasm of course. :)
DeleteThen it's worth it.
Deletei know. :)
Deletei miss you all the time.
DeleteALL
DeleteTHE
DeleteTIME.
DeleteWe could take out the middle pillow from the couch and we could spoon.
DeleteFine by me. :)
DeleteGod, you make this place a better place. So many magoos roaming..
DeleteOr maybe I'm tired.
Deletei like you because you're funny, smart and really, REALLY extraordinary. you could look like a syphilis infected meth head for all i care and i'd still think you're the prettiest fucker in the world.
Deleteso, technically, that means you like me even though i'm an asshole. that's the best thing anyone has ever said to me, female male or vegetable.
DeleteLol I've been called many things but never smart. You're my asshole <3 I dont mean that figuratively(fucking stupid word) or whatever.
Deleteyou've never been called smart before? then the people you've met so far were either brain infected turd masters or under the influence of the glorious crack cocaine.
Deletecause smart is the first thing that comes to mind when i think of you. and funny, you're a funny brat, but that just adds to the general smartness.
DeleteMaybe you mean smartass :D
Deleteno, i know what i mean.
DeleteYou're not as bad as you think you are buddy.
Deletemaybe not. buddy. :)
DeleteThank you btw. :)
Deleteanytime.
DeleteI would sing this to you, for real.
Deletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FmnDXRJ7btE
lol i'd love to hear ya sing.
DeleteI had some serious water works when they played that during the Scrubs series finale. I would never tell anyone else that but you already know most of my girly flaws anyway.
DeleteThe worst one is a big one though so I'll hold on to it for now.
lol "girly flaws". you can hold on to it, i'll hold on to you.
DeleteSleep time, good night.
Deletegood night.
DeleteI could stay awake just to hear you breathing
DeleteWatch you smile while you are sleeping
While you're far away and dreaming
Can't sleep. :(
!!!!
Deletelove ya.
DeleteTime for Breaking Bad. :D
DeleteWoke up very early and watched it.
DeleteWas it good? Silly question lol
DeleteIt was very good. it had some very defining moments and the symbolsim is now on another level.
Delete*symbolism. won't say anything else, i do not want to ruin it for you.
DeleteSounds promising. :)
DeleteOn A Clear Day You Can See Forever. :)
DeleteWalt is a fucking douche.
DeleteHAHAHAHAHA
DeleteHe crossed the line with that last phrase. Seriously, fucking asshole piece of shit.
DeleteI like Jesse. I like Mike. I can understand Skyler's frustration, as well. But, fuck me, if Walter isn't the biggest badass ever.
DeleteI knew that last phrase would anger you. LOL
DeleteI like Jesse a little more every time I see him. Mike is a badass but what the fuck is he doing using Walt and Jesse to pay off Gus' debts, that's gonna get him killed. Skyler while I understand her now, she's always been a bitch. Walt can eat a bag of d***s. And Saul is a pussy. And when did skinny Pete learn how to rock the piano.. rock on man lol.. xD
DeleteSkinny Pete fucking owned that piano, i was pissing my pants. LOL Saul Goodman rocks my world. I used to despise Skyler but she has come a long way these last two seasons. Jesse as well, he's a very interesting dude, in my humble opinion, it's just that now it's more obvious than ever. "walter can eat a bag of dicks" LOOOOOOL he's still my favourite character, i can't help it. i try, but...nope, still is.
DeleteI know you love Walt lol. When Jesse is the way he is now I love him, he's the likable one now for sure. Fuck Walt. :)
DeleteIt's hard not to like jesse, he's got the young tormented soul charm thing going on and Aaron Paul is one of the best, if not the best actor of his generation, so that's contributed to the character's popularity. Fuck Walt? hahah That bad, huh? :)
DeleteI think you're right about Aaron, he shines. Fuck Walt? Yes, unless you think lesser of me for that. If you do I will just hate him in secret. :(
DeleteHAHAHA No way, that would spoil the fun, i love it when you disagree with me. this could be like louis greene all over again! :))) by the way, i can't wait to see how jesse will react to finding out that Walt let that Jane chick choke on her vomit and poisoned the kid.
Deleteand i also can't help but think that if they fuck up the louis greene character, i'll have some serious apologizing to do. damn. i need to start watching my mouth.
DeleteHaha good, cause I hate that piece of shit now. Cranston plays it so well it's crazy. I never want to go back to the Louis days. <3 Agreed, I can't wait for all the lies to blow up in his face.
DeleteThey aren't telling us anything about Louis, he seems more secret than anything right now. I can't wait to see what his deal is. Don't watch your mouth lol. :)
Deletethen we're not going back. <3 :) i don't know why i like him so much. i think it's just because the character epitomizes human nature at its worst(?). starts out as a weak professor on the brink of death, subservient, his whole life and potential wasted away. and gradually turns into this huge monster that seeks power and money, manipulates everyone around him, a proper megalomaniac. it's all or nothing for him before he rots away and won't settle for anything less. he's not nice at all, i admit that, lol, but i don't think it's that hard to relate. or maybe i'm insane. LOL
Deletehe thinks he's jesse james, now. haha
Deletethis whole louis secrecy could be good news. they're guarding that storyline so well, could mean he's big. :)
i won't watch it, promise. LOL
Well said. He is a master manipulator, it's like he ate a victory apple after he played Marie lol. I'm fine with that as long as he doesn't treat Jesse like crap, he's been through hell so many times now. Ahh I'm getting furious lol.
Deletei wouldn't worry about jesse, i think he's going to turn out just fine. :)
DeleteI hope Louis amazes us and completely erases any doubts I ever had, just so I can see how happy you'll be. Don't get me wrong, I believe in Louis Greene too. :)
Deletewalter, on the other hand, is going down, for sure. intro to the first episode alleviated all doubt. LOL
Deleteso, now we're together on the louis greene thing..? HELL, THAT'S EVEN BETTER THAN FIGHTING. :ppp
DeleteI told you most of what I said was just to get under your skin. :(
DeleteTotally worth it too.
I like it here, under your skin. Warm
Delete:) loved every moment of it too.
DeleteOh you. :)
DeleteImagine watching a movie with that black guy(mule?). His heavy breathing or whatever that was.. hillarious.
Deleteyes, yes, yes. :)
DeleteLOL yeah, what the fuck is up with that guy? hilarious. he was really funny last season too, in the ted beneke scene.
DeleteSome subtle humour at it's finest and it's great to see some of the old characters coming for a scene here and there, Pete and Badger haha. Now I'm just waiting for the eye brows man. "FUCK YOU! AND YOUR EYE BROWS!!"
Deleteyea, i had really missed badger and skinny pete! they provide cool comic relief. i would join their band and get wasted. LOL strictly weed though.
DeleteLol, maybe I could audition too.
Deletewouldn't work without you.
DeleteBoys, boys, boys
DeleteI'm looking for a good time
Boys, boys, boys
Get ready for my love
LOOOOOOOOOOL YOU ROCK MY WORLD.
DeleteI do my best lol.
Deleteapparently, it's good enough.
DeleteEverybody, summertime love
DeleteYou'll remember me
Everybody, summertime love
Be my lover, be my baby
Mmm great song.
Couldn't get me worried couldn't get me higher
DeleteScream for me baby 'cause I'm going down
Got to get to heaven when the sun goes down
So come on.
I listened to the whole song, not bad :)
DeleteNow I have boys, boys, boys on repeat.
lol i'm going to chase you all around the room.
DeleteLol you say the funniest things.
Deletei do? :O i mean it though.
DeleteYes and it's great. Keep it up.
DeleteIf you say so. I will. :)
DeleteBleh, got to go buy a birthday present for someone I don't care about. Maybe I'll give her my ice cream machine.. after that they'll think twice before inviting me again, bastards.
DeleteTalk to you later perhaps, maybe. :)
buy her a six pack and some chocolate that you'll have on the road. you can give her the wrapping when you get there. been there, done that. LOL talk to you later...
DeleteHast du etwas Zeit für mich
DeleteDann singe ich ein Lied für dich
Von 99 Luftballons
Auf ihrem Weg zum Horizont
Denkst du vielleicht g'rad an mich
Dann singe ich ein Lied für dich
Von 99 Luftballons
LOOOOL
ReplyDeleteÜber den Liebenden gibt es kein Gesetz. Unter den Liebenden zählt die Regel nicht. Wegen der Liebenden gibt es Möglichkeit
Und ohne die Liebenden lohnt die Suche nicht
Bleid bei mier.
Delete*bleib
DeleteLol I wish I understood.
DeleteMir ist langweilig, weil ich dich so sehr vermisse. I miss you, cunt.
DeleteI adore your ass.
DeleteLol, what the hell.
DeleteI'm bored out of my mind tonight and i want your ass here, in my house!!!! LOL
DeleteWe could make the German streets unsafe after dark.
DeleteAny streets, anytime, anywhere.
Deletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mfSHgJ1aqJA
DeleteLol :)
THAT dark? hahaha
DeleteI'm telling you. You're missing out. They take everything too far, in a good way.
DeleteLooks good. :)
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